Best friend - Hawkeye (hellyeeessss)
Lover - Loki (<33333)
First kiss - Hulk
Enemy - Capt America
Cockblocked by - Thor (makes sense)
Killed by - Black Widow
Awesome. Simply. Awesome.
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- Depression Hotline: 1-630-482-9696
- Suicide Hotline: 1-800-784-8433
- LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255
- Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386
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IF YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE AVENGERS
GO SEE THE MOTHERFUCKING AVENGERS
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Write love letters to each other and place into a box along with a bottle of wine.nail it shut at the wedding. When you have your first fight, open it up, pour the wine, go to separate corners, read the love letter & remember what it’s all about….
(Source: weddingdaydreams)
Hm..
I just realized why it’s so hard for me to take any form of criticism from my English teacher. I think it’s because I honestly don’t like him, and hate his teaching methods, so that when he criticizes me, I take it as offensive, as opposed to when my English teacher from last year criticized me, I took it constructively and moved forward. Well…that and the fact that my English teacher is a douche and I’m sick of listening to his crock of shit…
Pottermore
I was just placed in Ravenclaw….*tear*
I’ve always known that was my house and this has just confirmed it….
So fucking happy
=[
Got all excited because Pottermore is FINALLY up…but…I’m stuck here waiting for my e-mail to be sent to me and it’s taking FOREVER! =/
ok lets see if that thing with glasses chicks suddenly becoming super weird feminine when they whip off their glasses works
woop
well that was anticlimatic wait
wait
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON
What that is dumb and does not happen.
Look, check it out.
See, not much diff-
Wait, what-
the fuck.
You guys are being dumbs
That does not happen in real life watch
See I told you
Wait a
who am i
you guys this is straight up bullshit
i’ll prove it to you all right now ok
you see, like i said, it’s total bull—
…oh what the hell…
the FUCK kind of GYPSY MAGIC SHIT is THIS?!?!?!?!?!
…….
hey boys~*~*~*~ wonk~*~*~*~*~
Huh. You women and your woman problems.
Good thing I’m a dude and don’t have to worry about that kinda crapola
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noxi:
Boom.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BETTER PUT A COLD COMPRESS ON THAT BURN YOU JACK ASS.
Rick Santorum is a moron.























